From the Official site:

The second period followed the first with both sides defending stoutly in the wet conditions. Brett Delaney had a try for Leeds, which Sinfield converted before Kearney's clever kick into the in gaol was pounced on by Reardon. The kick was missed and the Bull threw everything sat the rhinos as the clock wound down and Steve McNamara, eager to see his side playing spurned a couple of easy penalty kicks that might have at least dawn the game.

Written by a 5 year old?!

BradfordServiceCrew?

Which bits specifically wound you up enough to start a thread about it!?

To be honest we were all shouting "take the two" with ten to go and the Rhinos out on there feet

it woz my bruvva hari

Why would you want them to take the two in a friendly game? The result isn't really that important.

I was shouting it a reference to the 2003 Cup Final

Thats what I thought, Kearney and L'Estrange both really impressed me and the result is unimportant, especially when its so close.

Mainly the pigeon English. You know, professional press releases and such, we churn out this cr@p?

A few spelling mistakes and not a literary masterpiece but I doubt the author is paid much if anything. Perhaps volunteer your expertise, worse they can say is no thanks.

Would it have killed them to run it through a spellchecker?

Bloody hell, joke's over